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Posted on Friday, 25 January 2008 at 06:55
Where Have All The Correspondents Gone?
Ever wondered how many overseas correspondents the BBC has, and where they all are?
I've just spent my last two night shifts messing around with the Google Maps API to create the BBC Correspondents Map. It's in a constant state of production, as correspondents move around the world at an alarming speed as stories happen or are expected to happen; also, as it's been made on night shifts while my brain is (also) in a permanent state of production, there's bound to be some I've missed.
I'm also going to add a list of correspondents to make them easier to find, although this requires me to database it all up (if that can be used as a verb?)
Correspondents with '(WS)' after their name are employed by the World Service, and therefore are not financed by the license fee; however, they can be used by BBC News should the need to have someone in that location arise, with extra payment of course. Also, there's no distinction (yet...) on the map between correspondents (license fee-funded and paid a monthly salary), stringers (on a BBC contract but only paid per on-air appearance, who often get paid more than staff if something big happens in their area!) and freelancers (who may be employed by another media organisation but can also report for the BBC, or just someone who is available to report if required).
Let me know your thoughts, any errors you spot or any improvements you can think of...
Posted on Thursday, 17 January 2008 at 20:33
How Not To Name A Cat
So, I've just come back from the course that's mandatory for all BBC staff following the 'summer of scandals' throughout the media: How Not To Name A Cat - aka The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth, How To Run A Premium Rate Phone-In Scandal, Raise £7.8m And Get Away With It, or the more humble (and the actual title!) Safeguarding Trust.
It consisted of watching a clip from Screenwipe (officially my favourite programme to watch during those long night shifts) and listening and watching the various 'scams' which occured during the summer.
We then had a discussion trying to distinguish what is artifice - i.e. practices which technically lie to the audience but are generally accepted by the production community and audiences (and have been for decades) - and what is an all-out scam - i.e. taking £1 from people you know have no chance of winning the competition they're entering.
The upshot of which means that most artifice is still OK - green-screen/chromakey (think of all the times you see Big Ben in the background and then ask yourself which possible building could have that view in central London!), walkies (the interviewee walking into shot by way of introduction, usually filmed after the interview), noddies (the interviewer nodding along to responses to help editing, almost always filmed afterwards after the intervewee has left) and talkies (the interviewer asking the same questions to camera on shoots where only one is available, again after the interview has finished).
What was interesting, however, was the distinct lack of discussion relating to these kind of issues when it comes to radio. Radio also has its own set of artifice - arguably even easier to pass off as real. Traffic and travel reports across most BBC local radio stations are sent down an ISDN line from various Trafficlink offices, along with a set of jingles and personalised sign-offs which imply that someone at the station in question is reading the travel news. Without pictures, it's easy to say you're somewhere when, in fact, you're somewhere completely different: sitting in your own living room, for example, or in 'a car park in central London' when you're just outside the doughnut at Television Centre.
None of these examples explicitly lie to the audience: there is an area used for car parking just outside stage door in TVC, when correspondents are live in their own home or reporting from London on a story that's happening where the BBC has no access, we don't say a location - just 'so and so joins me now' and use the sign-off "BBC News" (without a location) - and although the travel presenters make no mention of the fact that they're in a Trafficlink office and will be giving another local radio station's listeners travel updates in 5 minutes' time, they also never say that they're in the local area, or employed by the BBC.
In one of the most interesting outcomes of the session, we were discussing whether it's acceptable to re-record pieces from a different location after the event if the material is not quite right for any reason: Charlie Brooker has an episode like this in the video above. Imagine you've just come back from a week's recording in Russia, the example in the course went, and you realise that for an entire day's recording, the microphone has a loud buzz on it which wasn't noticed at the time. Obviously, for television, there's not much you can do without making it look like a badly-dubbed foreign film; but in radio, would it be acceptable to re-record the sections you really wanted to put into the final piece, even though they weren't recorded while you were actually in the country?
The answer: Saying "I'm in Red Square and I can see..." IS acceptable because the location has been visited - but saying "I'm in Red Square with Vladamir Putin" ISN'T acceptable when recorded over an ISDN line from London, because you weren't in Red Square during the interview.
Suitable confused? Good - because so am I. In fact, more confused than when I went in - although at least I now have the authority to name a cat without losing my job. Probably.
Posted on Tuesday, 1 January 2008 at 10:06
How to Be A Phone-In Caller: A Complete Guide
Happy new year!
I know there's lots of mixed opinion about phone-in radio, but having worked in it at 3CR I think it's something that's really under-represented in the UK when compared to American radio, complete with its 'shock-jocks' (which I do despise).
For anyone hoping to call a radio station in the near future, here's a guide to get you started...
1. When the presenter puts you on air, wait an inexplicable five and a half seconds before speaking, then say, 'Oh, is it me?'.
2. Have your radio on very loud, and have the phone next to it to get that perfect howl-round to deafen the presenter and scare all the listeners.
3. Start by saying your point has just been made by another caller but make it anyway.
4. Talk as though your entire intellectual capacity has been used up in dialling the telephone number.
5. Preface every comment with 'Well i mean basically...' and never say more than five words without inserting the phrase, 'to be honest' - especially when you're not going to be.
6. Take at least three minutes to explain you want to be brief.
7. When making a point, right, which requires lengthy explanation, yeah, it is mandatory to end every sentence with 'right' or 'yeah?' or the phrase "you know what I mean?" in order to reassure yourself that the presenter hasn't fallen into a coma, right.
8. Mis-hear the subject of the phone-in; for instance, if the discussion is about Bosnia, call to ask a question about Bonsai. If there's talk of hobbies call to give your opinion on hubbies.
9. 99 per cent of your conversation should take the form of cliches, all of which should be confused - for example; 'you cant pull the rug over my eyes' or 'that really gets up my goat'.
10. Always ask the presenters health, particularly if hes said 'fine' to the 562 callers beforehand.
11. Halfway through your initial sentence, pause, say 'Hello...?' as if you're worried you have been cut off.
12. Align your political leanings slightly to the right of Attila the Huns miltary advisor.
13. Make sure your accent is so regional that only people on your side of the street can understand you.
14. Ensure your most pig-headed beliefs are based on the experience of no more than one person.
15. Proudly announce you are a first-time caller then become emotionally traumatised when the presenter fails to have an orgasm at this news.
16. Time your call so that the grandfather clock, situated 4 inches from your phone, begins to chime just as you start to speak.
17. If over 60, mention your age at least once every two minutes, increasing it by four years on each occasion.
18. Talk as though you have the solutions to every modern day crisis then completely go to pieces when your doorbell rings.
19. If you are gay, proclaim the fact loudly at the start of your call, even if it is a cookery phone in.
20. Make each point by firstly saying 'I'm not racist / homophobic / sexist / ageist / a child molester / a drugs baron / stupid... BUT...' and then make a point that is 100% what a racist / homophobic / sexist / ageist / child molester / drugs baron / stupid idiot would say.
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About the Blog
I work across the radio industry as a freelancer.
My main work now comes from the BBC's News Traffic Unit. It's not what's happening on the M1 southbound, but the first port of call for correspondents around the UK and world ready to file a story ('despatch') to anyone from the World Service to News 24, the Asian Network to BBC1 television bulletins, Radio 1 Newsbeat to The Today Programme.
I also work at BBC Three Counties Radio, Radio Five Live and Trafficlink, the company who supply traffic and travel news to BBC and commercial radio stations.
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